Two great things in one.
A few days ago I went to a recording of a show at BBC TV
centre in Wood Lane London; the one that has the postcode W12 8QT. The one where all those shows used to share
the same telephone number 01 811 8055.
I got to see the very last show being recorded in TC1,
Studio one; the big studio where shows such as Strictly Come Dancing, Later
with Jools, Children in Need and Comic Relief have come from down the
years. The last show there was a
retrospective on the life and career of Sir Bruce Forsyth. Cards on table, comedy is my thing. Comedians are very often my heroes. Well, let's just say that one christmas as a
boy my dear mum gave me a teddy bear and I gave him a name. Yes you've guessed it, not for me some
brainless footballer on a poster on the wall, no my bear was, and is, called
Bruce. I watched Bruce on the Generation
Game and could see the poise and finesse of the skill of the man and he was a
god of comedy. Okay, he was never an
Eric and Ernie but as a solo performer he was close to perfection in my eyes
and still is (I can even forgive the bizarre quiz that was Takeover Bid).
So the day at TVC was long, queueing in the wind and icy
blasts of Wood Lane. Eventually we got
in and were told that those of us who were at the front of the queue would be
in the front rows right near the action.
We got inside and were told we could take photos in the corridors of
iconic TVC stuff but not in the studio itself.
The walk across the forecourt in now Siberian temperatures was quite
bracing, we waited and outside the studio we saw the long stolen TC1 studio
sign. In we went, I was in row two. The lady before me "plonked" herself
down and I sat next to her, the lady after me asked me to move as I was half on
her seat. Oh the horror, the lady on my
left was shall we say, large! She was
carrying the equivalent of a small child in each thigh, I had to breath in. Then the horror increased as the lady after
me sat down and I realised that she was the same size as the first lady. Oh heavens I was squeezed. So much so that I could not comfortably place
my arms down or even cross them - I quickly found that by placing my hands on
the opposite shoulder that I could fit the space. I must have looked like a corpse sitting up
between these ladies of largesse. The
thing keeping me going was the thought that within minutes I would be achieving
a life-long ambition to see Bruce.
The show was hosted by Miranda Hart, she did a really good
job by the way, and the house band was McFly.
As McFly are my daughter's favourite band I wondered if she would ever
forgive me for getting to see them.
At twenty past seven the recording started. Down the steps of the faux basement pink and
purple flat that was covered in photos of Bruce came Miranda. The introductions done then on came Bruce, in
my eye a little moistening took place.
The show was a long chat, based on categories (it would not
be fair to spoil the show by going into detail). Bruce chatted and was witty, the conversarion
amusing. He played the piano, wow. He sang - three times as a lady in the
audience put him off first time and he had riffed on the lyric before doing it
again. In fact his riffing was pretty
good, showing that his skill has in no way left him.
Then during the chat he talked of his missed chances in
films, the fact that he almost had a part in Candleshoe (the part went to David
Niven). He tried to remember the young
actress in the film, he fumbled for it a couple of times. I saw my chance, not to spoil the show but
merely to talk to my hero. I shouted out
the name "Jodie Foster", Miranda told Bruce that someone had said
it. He looked at me, I repeated it, he
thanked me and said I should be in the front row. I wanted to say something but all I could
think was, "Bruce is talking to me".
I nodded politely. I could now
die happy as I had spoken to Bruce and been spoken to by him.
The sign above the entrance to Studio One - if it isn't nailed down then...... well!
The show finished at 9:50pm, then some re-takes and finally
I left the building at 10:10pm. The
train was rather late in the evening, I got into bed at 1am and could not
sleep. I was so excited. That excitement has not passed. I got to see my hero and was not let
down. I got to see the last show at
TVCentre before the shutdown (damn all accountants who think it is a good
idea!).
What a great day, they don't often come along like
that. If only I had a time machine and
could go and see Eric and Ernie and perhaps Tommy Cooper, and er The Two
Ronnies. This list could go on and on,
but wow because I got to see Bruce. Long
may he carry on with that skill.